This weekend I have been on holiday. Yes! A mini-break! I
gave the French Riviera a swerve and spent the Bank Holiday weekend in Clarach
Bay, Ceredigion. Three days and two nights of down time and fresh Welsh air.
It’s a lot cheaper than Saint-Tropez and loads less pretentious. In the interests of clarity, I need to explain that I'm writing this before the
holiday has even begun. It doesn't matter. As I type, days before it commences, I know I'll have had a fab time.
When I was a kid, family holidays always meant Wales. A
caravan near Aberystwyth to be precise. They didn’t happen every year, but when
they did, it was the best thing ever. A road trip, broken up by a picnic lunch in Bala (Gwynedd) and then a week in a
caravan by the sea. Bala has some of the most beautiful lakeside scenery
imaginable but obviously we stayed in the car. In the car, in a layby at the
side of an A-road, with foil-wrapped egg butties and juice. For me, the smell of egg is
synonymous with giddy excitement, to this day.
Marking my territory c.1980. |
It’s not just egg sandwiches that bring back memories. Like
most people with a sense of smell, seaside ozone takes me right back to
childhood – buckets and spades, walking barefoot on tarmac, and shivering in a
wet cossie as you head back to the caravan for a shower. More randomly, Brut
aftershave is mixed in there too. It seems my Dad felt the evenings at the on-site Family
Entertainment Club were a decent enough reason to make an olfactory effort. I
have no memory of Brut at any other function. Just the Club in Wales, every
other year.
‘But why is she boring us with all this now?’ you mutter, as
you shake your head in befuddlement and wonder WTF is going on. WTF indeed?
Well let me tell you. This weekend will have been the 10th year in a
row that my family have revisited the very same caravan site of our childhood memories.
This weekend will have been the 10th year in a row that we’ve done 'Bonds Reminisce
on Tour'! Bon Anniversaire everybody!
'Bonds on Tour' in 2014. |
Each year has involved a different collection of people. This time we only have the hardcore family members (everyone else has ‘plans’) but
five adults, a small child and a toddler will have been near Aberystwyth for the Bank
Holiday weekend, just as a selection of the family has been, every May Day weekend since 2007.
In some ways nothing has changed since the 1980s - the geography of the
Welsh coast is pretty similar – but in others ways, EVERYTHING is different.
First of all, there's no layby packed lunch. We still stop in Bala in a convoy
of cars, but we go to the pub to eat. The pub! Six year old me couldn’t have
imagined such decadence. Secondly, whilst I leave my bucket and spade, swimming
costume and jelly shoes at home, I replace those items with wine. Several
bottles. 'Bonds on Tour' is surprisingly boozy. The other change we include in these
grown up, modern day times, is to hire two caravans instead of one. Inevitably
it means one of them becomes the Toilet Caravan, whilst the other is the
Socialising Caravan, but needs must. It’s a system and it works. Can we all
pause for a moment to recognise my selflessness – I sleep in the Toilet Caravan.
Yes, I am a living saint.
My brother Dom, 1992. |
My brother Dom, 2007. |
This year will have been properly chilled out. Apart from
having to satisfy the whim of two small children now and then, it will be
relatively stress free. (Although possibly not for my sister, who is technically responsible for said small children.) But in a prior year, the Toilet Caravan doubled as the
Revision Caravan, as my youngest brother revised for his Spanish GSCE, and I
planned a day of top-notch super-duper lessons for a Local Authority inspection
in the week that was to follow. Life can throw all kinds of crap at you, but it will never interfere with the 'Bonds on Tour' weekend.
So, my prediction, based on previous knowledge is that we
will have eaten a lot, (been) drunk a lot, and I will have taken a book I
intended to read, only to discover the caravan has WiFi and I will have spent
my time reading Twitter instead. There will have been crashing waves, twinkly stars
in the night’s sky, and loads and loads of fresh air.
Glan Y Mor Caravan Park, Clarach Bay, Ceredigion. For all your family fun needs. |
But now it is Monday and it is done for another year. There
is every chance that as you are reading this, I am sitting in jammed traffic on
a bypass somewhere, making a three and a half hour journey last nine. Fingers
crossed that isn’t the case, but even so, it would have been worth it. Sometimes
it’s a mistake to look back, but not with this. This weekend will have been
epic.
Have a lovely week, folks.
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