Monday, 1 December 2025

'Tis the Giving Season...

December! You've made it! Come on in and shut the door. It's nippy out.

An animated Santa is making a checklist. We see his arm ignore the Naughty and Nice boxes and instead tick Doing Your Best.
Now that festivities can officially begin, it's time to dust off my Definitive Seasonal Viewing List. It's metaphorically laminated on my laptop desktop and I revisit it every year. There's so much lovely stuff to watch but if I forget to refer to my list, I might miss something. I've inserted it here as my gift to you. Do feel free to zoom in. 

A word doc entitled Christmas Films and TV. Then the following shows are listed below... Fanny Craddock Cooks Christmas, The Good Life Christmas Special, Ghosts Christmas Special, Our Little Secret, Nigella’s Christmas, All the Nigella Christmas episodes of previous series, Home For Christmas 1, Home for Christmas 2, Dash and Lily, The Holiday/Love Actually (for music purposes only), Pottersville, Single All the Way, Hercule Poirot’s Christmas, Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Inheritance , A Castle for Christmas, Love the Coopers, Let It Snow, Nativity, Miracle on 34th Street (1994), Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Bad Moms’ Christmas, Trading Places, Love Hard, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Spirited, Your Christmas or Mine?, Muppets’ Christmas Carol, Ted Lasso Christmas Special, Elf, Happiest Season, While You Were Sleeping, A Very Murray Christmas, Blackadder’s Christmas Carol, A Charlie Brown Christmas, It’s a Wonderful Life.
Now look, there's no obligation to watch any of these films but, if you're in the mood for something Christmassy and you can't think what, my definitive guide might help. A mix of TV specials, the odd Christmas episode, or out and out festive films, there's something for everyone. Use it as you see fit. 

Writing News
Last week I contacted the sensitivity reader I used last time, and I'm happy to say he's on board. Sensitivity Reader sounds far grander than I mean it to be. My friend's daughter's friend has lived experience that I do not. When one of my characters also has that lived experience, it makes sense that I check with someone more knowledgeable. In the same way, my 
A white blonde man in a silver sparkly suit is making a speech at an awards ceremony. He says, 'It truly takes a village to do anything in this world.'
niece has been pestered for months by my regular WhatsApps, asking about the minutiae of her high school life. It takes a village to write a book.

George Michael in the Last Christmas video - a blonde haired Greek man - is looking down the camera as if he's looking right at me/you. He smoulders and then brings his glass of wine to his lips.
Last Christmas is the 
exception to the rule.
It could NEVER
get samey.
Culture
Every time I enter a shop and am greeted by seasonal sounds coming over the sound system, my first thought is, 'How lovely!' My second thought, however, is spent sympathising with the people who work in retail and have to stomach the same Christmas CD for weeks on end. It can get a bit samey, can't it. There's only so many times you can hear Noddy Holder screaming It's Christmaaaaaaassss before you're ready to snap. So, as I'm in the giving mood, let me offer a few suggestions for your own auditory amusement.

Two men, both white, one blonde, one brunette, are sitting on the back of a park bench, wearing jeans and winter coats, but have white feathery angel wings attached to their back. It's an album cover. The title is Funny Looking Angels by Smith and Burrows.
This album came out in 2011 which is nearly five minutes ago. It's definitely a Christmas album but avoids all notion of saccharine sweetness and cheese. What a feat!

For something more beautifully bleak, this album of carols is just what you need. Riddled with traditional instruments, it makes me shiver. Best listened to in candlelight.

In 2017 I watched Love Actually with a live orchestra playing the background music. The film - that I'd fallen out of love with some years before - was fine. The music? Utterly glorious. Whack on this score and let it soundtrack your evening.

An open kitchen drawer. Displayed inside are a tub of Twiglets, a box of cherry liqueurs, several packets of different flavoured nuts, and a red packet of Lebkuchen which have iced biscuits pictured on the front.
Food and Drink
Did you know I have a crisps and chocolate drawer? I know, it's not really me. I don't eat much chocolate and conversely, when there are crisps in the house they don't last long enough for the need of storage. Most of the time, the drawer has the odd box of oat bars, some left over marzipan from last Christmas (which I nibble anytime I crave something sweet) and half a packet of sugar free digestive from the time I made a cheesecake. Meagre stuff.

But no longer! During the last couple of food shops, I've added the odd thing here and there. Now, in my boring AF snack drawer, I've got Twiglets! Cheesy biscuits! Cocoa dusted almonds! Lebkuchen! Cherry brandy liqueurs! All the tastes of the season which I'll eke out over the month. I'm still eating sensible balanced meals right now, but that doesn't mean I can't end them with a festive taste sensation. 

Of course this also serves as a timely reminder. If I can afford to add a few extra things to the trolley just for tasty kicks, I must also add a few extra things to the trolley for the supermarket foodbank. Tis the season, and all that.

Two glasses of white wine are being clinked. The background is a pub.
Out and About
Oh Albert's Schloss, how do you do it? When I rock up for Sunday lunch, you ooze the cosy ambience of a country pub. When I spent Halloween night with you, the live music and clubby lighting made me feel like I was partying hard. And last Monday, when I met up with three mates that I've not seen for ages, we had a brilliant evening in the classiest of wine bar settings. One bar, so many vibes. 

A white woman, wearing black-framed glasses is sitting on an empty station platform at night.
Me, Newton le Willows 
station, fun times
Catching up with women who've known me forever, was fab. It's a logistical nightmare trying to find times we're all free, but it was worth it. Wine was sipped and the world was well and truly put to rights. Then, on Friday night, I was galavanting again. A catchup with a different old friend for beers and chat. Just for funsies, we met up in a new place - one that was train-accessible for both of us. Fun! Newton High Street, thank you for your service. I enjoyed your hospitality lots.

So, what are you doing to do with your Decembers? Is it all busy-busy and stress-filled or can you eke out some loveliness along the way? What with my Definitive List, music recs, and snack drawer suggestions, I've done the heavy lifting for you. Feel free to copy or ignore anything you like; they're my gifts to you. Regardless, whether it's catching up with friends, music, or seasonal treats, there are loads of ways we can make it the best of months. Yeah? Yeah. 

Have a lovely week, folks. 

Monday, 24 November 2025

New Binges, Non-Plagiarism, and Cocktails!

Did you see that Adrian Mole is getting rebooted? This is fab news but I've been unable to reread Sue Townsend's original books for some time now. When you spend your days writing the diary of your own fictional character, you try to avoid anything that'll accidentally make you plagiarise a better work.

A blonde white woman in local sheriff uniform is saying, 'Copy that.'
Except I didn't copy anything!
It last happened with Matilda. I read the book as a child, saw the film as a teen, attended the musical as a thirty-something, and watched the film of the musical a few years back. Despite knowing the story well, I still accidentally duplicated the name of the kind adult who introduces the protagonist to books. It's Mrs Phelps in Matilda. It's Ms Phelps in my own novel. I promise I didn't mean to copy.

A teen girl and a woman are laughing together as an older woman looks on and appears irritated.
A teen, a mum, and an
overbearing grandmother.
The Gilmore Girls!
I worry the same thing might have happened again. I was recently recommended a TV show. The woman who was doing my nails reckoned I'd like it, what with the teen subject matter I was writing, so last week I started The Gilmore Girls. Oh boy, I LOVE it. It features fifteen year old Rory, living with her mum in a cute little town. There's a community of people who have each other's backs, and there's a stuffy overbearing grandmother. The mum constantly argues with the grandmother and Rory is always level headed and sensible. It didn't take me long to see the resemblance. Leeza McAuliffe has a stuffy overbearing grandmother, her mum and Grandma always argue, she lives in a cosy community of kind people, and she's level headed and sensible. Shit. Have I ripped off The Gilmore Girls?

Happily I gave my head a wobble. Obviously I've not ripped anything off. I'd never seen the show until a week ago and didn't know what it was about. My characters are not UK versions of Rory's family. But! What made me feel hugely reassured is that these characters are recognisable. The stuffy grandmother has been tried and tested. I can write my own version without worrying it won't work. Likewise the level headed teen has precedent. The small town with strong community values is a classic setting, and the harassed mother is widely recognised. Initial panics aside, The Gilmore Girls has both entertained and encouraged me greatly.

A woman with brown hair is sitting at a work desk. There's files around her, and she's staring at the screen confused. Then she grabs the monitor and whacks it with her hand.
Live scenes from my desk
Writing News
I've started the process of transferring my manuscript onto a pre-formatted template. This will make the whole thing look like book pages. Once it's done, I'll be ecstatic. Until then, I'll be tearing my hair out as I struggle to understand the most basic of instructions. Take this morning. I spent two hours trying to work out why the downloaded fonts that I'd installed on my laptop were not on the dropdown list of fonts in Word. Eventually I gave up, and switched off my laptop. A cup of tea and a mental break later, I turned the laptop back on only to find - yep, you've guessed it - the fonts were now visible. Of COURSE turning it off and on again was the answer. I need to remember that for the multiple technical headaches I'll have during this process.

Nigella, a woman with long black hair and a red coat, is shaking a cocktail shaker in front of a christmas tree.
Culture
So, what have I been watching apart from The Gilmore Girls? Well, in the spirit of the season, I've been embracing the Christmas specials of Nigella Lawson. Obviously they're slightly contrived. Filmed sometime like April, the cocktail party that she's effortlessly throwing is unlikely to be replicable. No matter. Her enthusiasm for all things kitsch, twinkly, and fabulous makes me happy. See the next section for specifics.

Me - a white woman with dark hair and a blonde fringe - is holding a coupe glass up to the camera and smiling. The glass is filled with a pale golden colour liquid.
Food and Drink
Nigella starts this episode making a cocktail. I've come to cocktails late in life. For decades I've been a pint of beer or a large glass of wine, kind of woman. In recent times, however, the lure of less volume/stronger impact has become impossible to resist. I eschew fruity flavours and summer juices. For me, it's got to be warming and wintry. Nigella's cocktail involved vodka, Chambord, and creme de cacao blanc. I had just one of those ingredients (voddy, obvs) so needed to improvise. Using two parts vodka, to one part stollen liquer and one part chocolate rum (Christmas presents from previous years) I had the booziest and loveliest winter cocktail ever. Bastardised martinis FTW!

A lit stage ready for a performer. There are Christmas trees either side. In the middle is a large screen with a title card that says The Big Christmas Assembly. It's done in the style of a primary teacher font.
Out and About
On Saturday, I spent a few hours in London visiting my auntie. Even though most of the time was spent sitting on a train, I was physically knackered yesterday. London, eh. It's a trek. Then, last night I had a night in Liverpool arena watching James B Partridge. Yep, that's the guy that does the school assembly bangers. He was performing a Christmas show so me and my own friend from school had an excellent time. There's nothing like a bunch of pissed up adults singing Little Donkey to get the seasonal cheer flowing.

Decs are going up this week. They MUST. The house is ready, I'm ready, it's time. 

Have a lovely week, folks.

Monday, 17 November 2025

Peer-Pressured by Belgium...

Now, don't have a go at me. It's not my fault. If it hadn't been for my Bruges trip last week, I'd have held out for longer. They were all over the place, you see. Every outdoor restaurant, every window... the whole of Bruges was covered. What in? I hear you cry. Why, fairy lights, of course. Everywhere was a-glimmer. How can I have experienced all that twinkle, then come back home to boring old  grey?

A building against a night's sky. The red door has a fairy lit garland around it. The window has a large illuminated star dangling. To the side of the building, in the distance, is a market square. The fairy lights are strung across outdoor umbrellas outside the restaurants.
It's Bruges' fault
That's why, as of Friday 14th November, the landing fairy lights have been on. A soft glowing white, but bold as brass. My mood went from 'not bad really' to 'FULL OF THE JOYS' at the flick of the switch.

Writing News
We're at the point where multiple people have got involved! Here's what's happening. 

The next Leeza McAuliffe book has been edited. It's been sent to beta readers, it's been sent to a couple of high school youngsters, and I've set the cover plans in motion. My next job is to contact some sensitivity readers - I think that'll be all bases covered. This is the time when it starts to get exciting and/or scary. People are reading my words! Hurrah! People are reading my words! Oh heck! It's all part of the process, though. We know this by now, don't we.

A white grey haired man sitting on a red throne, and a write brown haired man standing up next to him, are dancing on the spot, in an exaggerated way. It's the Taskmaster and his assistant and the caption reads Taskmaster.
Culture
Another series of Taskmaster is over. I love how each series introduces me to comedians I'd have never come across otherwise. This time it was Phil Ellis and Ania Magliano. Providing many pmsl moments, I look forward to loads more in the future. 

Biff Tannen - a large, white man with thinning strawberry blonde hair, is shouting at someone off camera. The caption reads, 'No, go ahead.'
Film wise, it's been an eclectic bag. After watching the 40th anniversary showing of Back to the Future at the cinema, I completed the trilogy at home. It's much more disconcerting in the current climate to watch Biff's transition into Tr*mp, than it presumably was in the late eighties. 

A teen boy and girl are sitting in a car. Their clothes are slightly open, and the boy is looking at the girl's body with scared appreciation.
In other news, does anyone remember the 1991 mini-series, Brides of Christ?young Russell Crowe played Dominic Maloney; the older brother of one of our Catholic school girl protagonists. Her best mate had a huge crush on him, and managed to seduce him the night before he was sent to Vietnam. He was young, scared, horny, and then scared some more. His eyes conveyed the sexy boyishness that our heroine had fallen for, whilst glazing with fear whenever he considered his immediate future. It's a small, but memorable, performance. That was in my head when I watched Russell Crowe in Nuremberg. He plays Hermann Göring and is utterly chilling. Occasionally, his eyes crinkle just like Dominic Maloney's, but most of the time he's dead behind them. I'm not sure whether this film does much more than remind a present day audience that any country can fall prey to fascism, but despite that, Russell Crowe's performance is outstanding.

Two brownie shaped pieces of cake, dark brown, are sitting on a piece of parchment paper. Through the paper, the glow of a fire is visible. To the left of the paper, my left hand is holding a glass of red wine.
Food and Drink
Bonfire Night came and went, but happily I've got gingerbread left from the evening. I made it that day - it's basically treacle toffee sponge cake - and is the squidgiest, spiciest, most comforting cake ever. Here's the recipe that includes a proper picture. My own photo featured here, is clearly terrible. I can only hope it conveys the outdoor bonfire fun that was happening at the time.

Out and About
After my exciting Bruges jaunt last week, I've been hibernating. What's more, over the weekend, I had the house to myself - win! It meant I got to live up to my full ferrel potential; working in bed, eating in bed, and taking a chilled bottle of white wine in an ice bucket to bed whilst binging Netflix. LITERALLY living my best life right there.

I hope your own best lives are in easy reach this week, and if not, they'll be reachable another time soon. How exciting's that!

Have a lovely week, folks.

Monday, 10 November 2025

Setting the Scene...

Here's some serendipity for you. A few months ago, my brother messaged, 'You'd really like Bruges, Nicky.' (He was in Bruges at the time.) Out of mild curiosity, I idled over to the Eurostar website, just to see the logistics of getting there at some point. Can you believe? It was only the last day of a Eurostar sale, with slashed prices and top notch deals. I booked a return train there and then. Bruges, here I come!

Actually, that should read, Bruges, here I came! Because, just to make clear, I'm currently in Bruges. Yes, like the film!

Bruges by night - a tall tower, amidst some medieval buildings, alongside the canal - all the lights dotted along the brick wall are being reflected in the water.
Obviously I watched In Bruges during the week. This time, the hitman plot, and cat and mouse storyline didn't resonate as much as the 'ooh that's the square near our hotel' type comments. Regardless it was marvellous and reminded me how much I love a movie location. Because I really do, you see. Often, the reason I'm drawn to a story is its setting. Think Ferness in Local Hero, Vienna in Before Sunrise, or Boston in Spotlight. The place is part of the story. Whether it's fictional or geographically authentic, the setting of a movie can be just as thrilling as the plot.

Roger Moore - a white brunette man in cream linen shirt and trousers, is walking down some steps in a patio terrace.
The Man With The Golden Gun 
in Thailand
It was different in the past. If you watched a film, and wanted to know what the location was like, you had to visit that location. As most people couldn't do that, film locations seemed glamorous and aspirational. Viewers travelled vicariously through the cinema screen and saw far away places around the world. Think James Bond. Tropical paradise or snowy mountainous terrain - all elitist and fancy pants. 

I understand the thrill of seeing somewhere exciting and unreachable. I'm just more about the everyday. The fact a movie has been filmed in a particular location, automatically elevates that place as exciting. Every time I watch a film or TV drama, I'm straight onto IMDB afterwards, looking up the town it was filmed. Then I'm dragging the yellow Google figure about the map, trying to find the same roads and buildings that I've seen on screen. 

A screenshot of Google Maps that shows a row of shops on a London High Street. They look run down and tatty.
Slough House
from my very own Google Maps
It's easy with Bruges. There are obvious landmarks that make it easy to recognise . In fact, I walked past the Belfort (the tower that features in the climax of In Bruges) about an hour ago. What's less obvious is when a place contains no landmarks; when the streets and houses are commonplace and standard. They're harder to find on the map but just as interesting. That they've been used to tell a story I've enjoyed, makes them worth looking up. I'm thinking the residential Chicago street in Home Alone, or even scruffy Slough House in Slow Horses

That's all well and good for films already in existence. What about stories that remain on the page? With the Leeza McAuliffe Stories, I've created my own location. The setting is the fictional Cumbrian village of Applemere Bridge. I've visited several Cumbrian villages in my life, but they're mostly the touristy ones in the Lake District. Applemere Bridge isn't like that. It's decidedly non-touristy with no landmarks to make it recognisable on a map. And yet! It's home to the twists and turns of three books* of Leeza's life. The mini supermarket, the pub, the country lane that becomes the high street, the bus stop, the new estate... these are the backdrops of Leeza's story. They're the backdrops to the action. I can picture the place so clearly in my head, it's frustrating not be able to look it up online.

A screenshot of Google Maps. In the middle of green fields, is a small village called Shap. It's cleary just off the M6, but is teeny with only an A road running though.
Shap - small, just off
the motorway and one
main through road.


This train of thought always leads to the same place. Where would the dramatisation of Leeza McAuliffe be filmed? OBVIOUSLY I've thought about it. In the end, I think it'd end up being a Local Hero sitch. Did you know, the town of Furness depicted in the film is a composite of two separate places? You get the beach in one location and the town in the other. Maybe that's what would happen for Applemere. There's a small town called Shap, that I've loosely had in my head - you may have seen it mentioned in the UK news last week when there was a train detrainment? That was the starting point for my fictional village. But my head has embellished it repeatedly, so now it bears no resemblance. 

I suppose the good news is, this isn't a problem I need to ponder. Mainly because there's no film on the cards. Also, if one were planned, a location scout would be deployed. I can rest easy and stop thinking about towns and settings and locations.  Yet that's the hook for me. The hook for a good story. Can I picture the place it's set? Do I want to visit? Do I feel I HAVE visited through the ups and downs of the narrative? Maybe it's just me, and everyone else watches a film and forgets about it. All valid thoughts to ponder. Meanwhile, I'm off out to explore a bit more Bruges. Hopefully avoiding the hitmen and gangsters that brought this place to life for me, years ago.

Have a lovely week, folks.

*For clarity, two books are published, one's coming soon.

Monday, 3 November 2025

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend...

Now we're cooking on gas. Welcome back, Greenwich Mean Time! Hello dark nights! Come in, winter chill!

A child, with a hooded winter coat, is being wrapped in a scarf that is covering his face.
Yeah, yeah, we ALL know this is my time. Summer lovers everywhere are shivering into their cardigans and dusting off their SAD lamps. I'm genuinely sorry you're feeling that way, and you KNOW this time will pass. I try to limit my joy when I'm with people who I know are struggling. No one wants to hear me banging on about the joys of something that causes them pain. But here, on my own blog, just between you and me, the wind, rain, and frost is giving me LIFE. 

Writing News
An ode to my intermittent creative energy, referred to here as Writing Flow...

Lovely Writing Flow, 
so elusive and coquettish. 
When I've all the time in the world, 
you literally appear to vanish.
But, lo, when I get busy,
with pressing matters elsewhere
you rock up bold as brass,
you act without a care.
My best laid plans get ditched, 
I'm at the mercy of your whim. 
I must write when you appear,
or the outcome is quite grim.
Writing Flow, what's going on?
Work with me, why don't you?
Can't you trickle steadily,
Instead of one big breakthrough?
Last week you were amazing!
Ever-present and rock-steady.
But knowing your flighty nature, 
you'll soon be gone already.
So thank you Flow, for dropping in,
I'll be finished sooner than later,
Because after your week of visiting,
it's time for the illustrator! 


In related news, I've been FLYING with edits this week. After a few decent days of lengthy laptop shifts, my schedule is back on track. I've contacted Gary who does the covers, and it's all coming together. I've even had time to write poetry. WTAF?

Culture
A white woman, with long brown hair, is wearing a dark business suit, and sitting at the desk. She's shaking her head and saying, 'Nope.'
Keri Russell is Kate
Wyler, the Diplomat.
After writing my socks off for hours each day, I unwound with Netflix's The Diplomat. It's three series of political shenanigans; camper than The West Wing, but still pretty solid. I binged it each night until I was done. Then, in 'the best movie script ever written' news, I saw Back to the Future on the big screen, for its 40th anniversary. That film will never stop being brilliant. In book news, I'm working my way through Christopher Brookmyre's back catalogue. I'm currently in the middle of his first novel, Quite Ugly One Morning, and loving every deliciously described, grossly brutal, but ultimately humorous scene. For a first novel, it slaps. Finally, I gave into the buzz and listened to Lily Allen's new album, West End Girl. It's fab. Apart from the confessional, vulnerable nature of the thing, it's packed full of ear-wormy bops. I love it for her.

A large pan, filled with small pieces of dried fruits, mostly visible are dates. On the work top around the pan, Benecol spread, sugar, and honey can be seen.
Dried fruit, waiting 
for the rest of the 
ingredients.
Food and Drink
I'm not trying to be the most annoying person in the world (honest) but it's the time of year when make a Christmas cake. No, I've not started watching my Christmas films yet and no, my fairy lights aren't routinely on each evening, but the last days of October are Christmas Cake time.

It's one of my favourite Christmas jobs. Because it's done long before the seasonal stress kicks in, I can wallow in the best smells as I potter about the kitchen. Orange zest, port, mixed spice, cocoa, cherries, and honey. The whole thing simmers on the stove, before being poured into a tin. And the best part? There's not a raisin, currant, or sultana in sight. I hate the things, so use cranberries, dates, and cherries instead. The original recipe is here, if you want it, but as you'll see, I've switched out the dried fruit for my preferred options.

My face - a white woman with long brown hair and a blonde fringe - close ups, smiling at the camera, as flashing lights and a disco ball can be seen in the background.
Out and About
In hindsight, having a few quiet pints in Liverpool, on a Friday night that happened to be Halloween, might have been a mistake. It was chocka! What's more, there were people dressed up... who were adults! As my usual aesthetic is dark nails with a smoky eye, I blended in fine. Thank goodness I'm not about the pastels. It ended up being an excellent night. What was the best costume I saw? Why, thanks for asking! It was Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover, complete with a (photocopied) baby inserted into the carrying sling. 

Onwards. This week, Bommie Night will provide me with another of my favourite smells. Is it sulphur? Is that what's in the air when people have let off fireworks? Either way, that's the smell I love. A crisp, cold night, with that fireworky smell, and the whiff of fire lingering around. God, I LOVE it. Slow-cooked stew and treacle toffee, STAT.

Have a lovely week, folks.

Monday, 27 October 2025

Like Pulling Teeth...

To my absolute surprise, it appears I'm a morning person.

A blonde white women (Avril Lavigne) is sitting infront of a computer, wearing a hoody and sunglasses. The caption reads, 'I'm not a morning person.'
Me as a youth
This was not the case when I was a youth. Whether it was childhood, Uni, or my early working years, when that alarm sounded, I'd be pissed off. I'd lie there for as long as humanely possibly before eventually dragging myself/getting dragged out of bed and embracing the day.

I'm not sure when, but at some point, that changed. Look, I love a lie in. Come the weekend, that's exactly what I'll be doing. But when it comes to the week, I've discovered something interesting. I have zero appetite for working after lunch. I'm over being productive once the afternoon hits. If I'm at my desk for nine, I can be driven and organised. But once the initial spurt of mental energy is spent, and lunch is a-calling, I'm done. 

A young white man, probably teenage, walks into the house, but his legs buckle and he's ends up lying on the carpet as his bag drops at his side.
Yep, this is where I'm at right now
So why am I telling you this now? Well, today's usual 9-11am sesh set aside for blog-writing purposes, got missed. A bunch of urgent admin needed doing first thing, and then I had a mani booked around lunch. By the time I sat down to write these words, it was 3pm! That's home time in schools! I am SO over being bothered for the day. I can't be faffed one bit. With that in mind, I can only apologise if these sentences seem a little off . I'm literally dragging them out of my head and forcing them onto the screen. The afternoon struggle is real, folks. Send all good wishes for my plight.

Sylvester Stallone - an Italian American man in formal wear, is making an acceptance speech at an awards ceremony. He says, 'I want to thank my imaginary friend, Rocky Balboa, for being the best friend I ever had.'
I get it, Sly!
Writing News
After two lovely empty-headed weeks, I'm editing once again. This time, with guidance. Hurrah! The woman who edits my books has got back to me. It's SO good to have someone else read the whole thing. Until this point, it can feel unreal. My head might be filled with characters and plots, but if no one else knows about them, they're just weird figments of my imagination. Now, however, they belong to someone else. It's a strange situation to share your imaginary friends with people, but I love it.*

A movie poster. Sky blue background, with a white man in a tracksuit standing to the right. To the left, are a list of phrases written in feint blue. 'I blink, I twitch, I jump, I click, I whistle, I shout,' and then the final phrase is written in bold white and it says, 'I swear.'
Culture
A couple of cinema releases for you this week. I Swear is utterly brilliant. Telling the true story of John Davidson, it shows the challenges and realities of living with Tourette's Syndrome. Whilst I wouldn't describe it as an out and out comedy - although some scenes are undoubtedly played for laughs - it's a thoroughly engaging, sometimes heartbreaking, but ultimately hopeful tale of another person's life. Watching how several adults in young John's life couldn't see beyond the tics and bad words, did more to educate me about the need for empathy than any SEND training course could have done. It's an essential watch. The fact it's entertaining is just a bonus.

A young Bruce Springsteen is being portrayed by a white, brunette man. He's on stage, playing guitar, rocking out, and his hair is drenched with sweat.
Jeremy Allen White
as Bruce Springsteen
In more true story action, I watched Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere on Friday night. The film focuses on a short period of time in the eighties, and delves into Springsteen's state of mind as he was on the cusp of mega-stardom. It was engrossing, thoughtful, and happily not full of big hit performance set pieces that could distract from the narrative. Also, Jeremy Allen White NAILS it. Properly good.

A plate with a large Yorkshire pudding filling the base. Inside, there's roast potatoes, sausages, stuffing, roast potatoes, root veg mash, mustard, and cranberry sauce. Gravy covers everything.
Gravy season is
well underway
Food and Drink
There's a line in Midnight Chicken by Ella Rusbridger, that I think is the truest thing ever written. She writes, 'Someone I knew once told me that you always cook for the number of people in the family you grew up in.

I don't know about you, but I've found this to be true, time and time again. My final years living at home were in a family of nine. That's why I over-cater (but never under-deliver!) with almost every meal I make. Indeed, it can be the ONLY explanation for the Sunday roast I knocked up last week. Cooking for two is such a challenge. The photo shows my plate - half of the quantity I cooked - which is ridiculous. Also, the green beans had gone off so there was supposed to be more. It won't surprise you to know I didn't finish, saved the leftovers, and spent the afternoon dozing in a food-coma. It was fit though.

Me - a white brunette woman - is standing at the front of the shot, with a thumbs up and an exaggerated smile on my face. In the background, there's an illuminated screen, with a list of names on it with scores next to it. NICKY is written at the top.
Zoom in to see
my triumph
Out and About
More insights I've learnt this week. Turns out, I'm NOT shit at darts. Who knew? For a family 50th birthday, I spent a couple of hours throwing some arrows (ALL the lingo!) and hitting the board more times than not. I've no clue about strategy, and the numbers around the board mean nothing to me, but by the end I was at the top of the leader board. Can you believe!?! Whilst it's definitely a fluke, I'm just glad to have reached a new sporting high. It's been a long time since the 1989 Rainhill Inter-Schools Netball Comeptiton winners' medal. 

How marvellous! I've finally got the end of the post. It's taken longer than usual, I've lost concentration every few minutes, and I need to lie down after a gargantuan effort. But it's done! Woohoooo! 

Have a lovely week, folks.

*Full disclosure: My writing friends that I meet with, also know my characters. But they hear 1500 words every two weeks in a drip drip drip effect. That means I'm willing the weeks away so I can get to the end of the book with them. At this rate, it'll be well after publication.

Monday, 20 October 2025

Attempting Serene Ambiance...

It's that time of year when we attempt to create  a cosy autumnal ambience using plastic tat and a selection of mini supermarket pumpkins. Just me?

A stone fireplace. Around the hearth, there's a garland of orange leaves and pinecones. Sitting side are a selection of pumpkins in orange, green, and pale white. The pale white one has a large brown parch where it's started to rot.
I say 'attempt' but there's not much to it. After stringing up the fake-leafed garland, I've placed the pumpkins at either side of the fire place. It's fine. Does it scream AMBIANCE to you? You don't need to answer. In fact, what with the quickly-rotting peel on the little pale pumpkin to the right of the picture, the ambience is nearer rotting veg than New England fall. It is what it is.

A white blonde woman, leans over a work desk and frantically wafts a scented candle towards her nose.
Forcing the serenity.
Writing News
I finally did it. I edited myself into a big enough frenzy that I had to mentally shout, ENOUGH! TIME FOR REINFORCEMENTS! In less hyperbolic speak, that means I approached the lovely editor I use at this stage, and asked if she was game for another adventure. Happily she was, so she's currently working her magic on the manuscript. This is excellent news for me. For a short time, my brain can forget the goings on in Applemere Bridge. It can stop whirring all night as it attempts to concoct the perfect Christmas ending without it being similar to the previous two Christmas endings. It can stop reading anything - social media, other novels, news reports - with a critical eye, spotting which commas are extraneous and choosing better words than the ones selected by the author. My brain can finally CHILL. For as long as the editor has hold of the thing, I'm living a life of serenity.

A still from Film Club - a young man and woman are facing each other, holding hands, whilst around them is a backdrop of fairy lights, and cosy furnishings.
Film Club
Culture
Film Club on BBCiPlayer is wonderful. Sweet, poignant, vulnerable, and funny. Two friends, obsessed with film, with one currently recovering from a breakdown and debilitating agoraphobia. I hoovered it up and felt all the better for doing so. Congrats to Aimee Lou Wood and Ralph Davis for creating something so lovely.

A publicity shot for Riot Women - four white women, standing in a line, middle aged and fabulous, dressed in punk musician style clothes.
Riot Women
The iPlayer also contains the second series I saw off this week - Sally Wainwright's Riot Women. It's fantastic. Obviously it is. Everything Wainwright writes is... right. Managing to combine humour, drama, authentic characters, and stunning northern locations, this is spot on. The short synopsis is that a group of middle-aged women start a punk band. The longer synopsis is more complex, involving divorce, grief, caring for elderly relatives, caring for grown up children, sexual assault, mental heath, and work place misogyny. To be able to write a witty, cathartic screenplay embracing all thatis impressive. Maybe it particularly hits the spot for middle aged women? Good. Write more for us please. It's brilliant, I loved it, and I felt seen.

A ceramic bowl, with thick red soupy liquid in it with bits of veg bumping it out. On top of that are two poached eggs.
My crap photo does
NOT do this justice
Food and Drink
My Wednesday brunch place has had a menu rejig. The upshot is, they've added shakshuka. This has filled my heart with joy. I bloody love shakshuka! Their version is thick, warming, and utterly tasty. Not as spicy as I make my own, but all the better for it. Of COURSE I'm happy to see my friends, but the fact that in these chillier months, I get to shovel a bowl of shakshuka into my mouth while I do so, is marvellous. 

Me - a white brunette woman with blonde fringe - is drinking a glass of red wine and smiling at the camera.
Boozy Sunday, innit.
Out and About
I had a boozy Sunday in town. WHY, I hear you ask. WHY NOT, I reply. It was all based around Sunday dinner, but the pre-meal beers, during-meal wine, and post-meal more beers added to the fun. A few days later I was back in town, on the mission for some new clothes. Despite visiting several shops, it was a failed trip. I struggle when the only clothing options are chunky knits or blingtastic party wear. Where are the regular tops, people? Tops that I can wear with jeans in the pub and not look deranged? Answers on a postcard please. Meanwhile, I'll stick to Vinted. 

Whatever you're doing, hope it's bringing you joy. And if it's not, probably best stop doing it then, right? Or you do you. Whatever you want. It's literally none of my business. 

Have a lovely week, folks.