Not since I was in 1R at high school have I been structured so restrictively by a weekly timetable. In September of 1989 I kept a cellotape-laminated copy of my week in my blazer's top pocket. These days there's no need to go to such lengths. My day to day activities are imprinted on my brain. Tattooed on my memory through repetition and the lack of anything unexpected or novel.
Only Connect night. If you had mislaid your phone, your calendar, or your etched wall markings, and had no clue what day it was, you'd know it was Only Connect Monday by me shouting NEXT at the screen whilst throwing out random words that bear no relation to any subsequent quiz question. Monday evening is when I stretch my brain but still come up short.
Tuesday is less clear. I don't shout at the TV on a Tuesday. It's still early doors in the week and there's no real fun to be had. Those evenings usually see me rewatching something of old. At the moment it's Taskmaster. I'm working my way through from the beginning as I listen to each episode's podcast that drops weekly. A Taskmaster rewatch is an activity that was made for lockdown. Silly, fun, fascinating, and in plentiful supply. There are currently seventy-two episodes to be streamed. They liven up Boring Tuesday considerably.
A dramatic reconstruction of my Wednesdays. |
Perfect lockdown viewing. BBC3 on the iPlayer. |
It's a fisherwoman's platter, no less! |
Of course by the time the following day comes along, it's all lies-in and leisurely loafing. I get up late. I have a bath. I shave my legs. Do tell me when I've shared too much, won't you. I listen to podcasts and do the crossword as I drink tea and chillax. Then I cook something big for tea that takes more effort than usual. And there's more wine. Hurrah. A proper film is required for Saturday nights. The kind people watched in cinemas. You know, in the olden days? The last three weeks have seen me watch the To All the Boys trilogy. Because clearly I am a fourteen year old girl deep down. Anything heavier than an upbeat rom-com isn't welcome these days. I'll be back for heavy hitting realism when I can come and go about my business willy nilly, and not a day before. By the time Sunday comes, I'm hungover but unwound. I stay in PJs and use the day to sleep, slob, and watch anything on the planner that needs boxing off. And that, dear readers, is my timetable.
Even this involves more movement than I'm used to. |
This routine has been in place for weeks. Seven and a half, to be exact. Ever since 2021 began. As we (in the UK) know from experience, lockdown months last approximately 465 times longer than normal months. So even though this one's less than two menstrual cycles long, it's hard to remember what came before. I've forgotten there was a time I left the house in the evenings. I've forgotten there was a time when basing a whole week around the television wasn't standard. When things eventually open up a little, I'll have to carefully reintroduce out-of-house activities at an incremental rate. I'll be exhausted and overwhelmed if I try to shower and leave my home on the same day. I might strain a muscle. Perhaps I should start working out now; getting myself ready physically and mentally for the time I'll need full stamina to face the day. Yes. That's a plan. I'll start upping my game. Maybe I'll have a bath on a Tuesday. Perhaps I'll have a picky tea on a Wednesday. By the time everything's open, I'll be up for a fourteen-venue pub crawl, no mess.
Have a lovely week, folks.
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